what is this i don't even

DEAR EVERYONE,

I'M SO SORRY FOR EVERYTHING I DID WHILE TRANSFORMED. I REALLY. IT'S JUST. WORDS CAN'T EXPRESS HOW SORRY I AM.

NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO FIND MY COPY OF DRACULA AND TAKE A LONG BATH.

diaf faux vampires, i hate everything, sparkly vampires suck, ed is not edward, everything hurts, ed sucks as a human being, baths solve every problem, lucky me, glass case of emotion, ed wants to punch things, and then buffy staked edward, rage rage against the dying of the light, thinking too much, why god, fuck my life, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even

I THINK THE SPARKLING'S GETTING WORSE...

treehouse_ed Jul 20, 2010 10:37

UM. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. BUT IF BELLA CAN GET DRUNK, I CAN TOTALLY ~SPARKLE MY FEELINGS. *BLASTS DEBUSSY RIGHT NOW*

edward is a romantic, this can only end well, made of glitter, i'm so white i make casper look tan, sparkle sparkle sparkle, my life is wuthering heights, vampires do actually sparkle k thanks, do i dazzle you, edward wishes he could write like keats, totally suave, melodramatic like healthcliffe, sparkling is sexy, can't brain today i have the dumb, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even, obscene literary pretension

;__________;

treehouse_ed Jul 19, 2010 12:45

BELLA DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE. BRB, GOING TO ITALY TO KILL MYSELF.

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edward is a romantic, brilliant ideas, virtue is the most beloved of all mistre, everything hurts, my life is wuthering heights, vampires do actually sparkle k thanks, glass case of emotion, blood and chocolate, not creepy at all, edward wishes he could write like keats, emo mustache of doom, fuck my life, melodramatic like healthcliffe, mr. lonely, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even, obscene literary pretension, i knew i should've chosen virtue over se

TYPING THIS ON THE PLANE BECAUSE I HATE HEIGHTS AND FLYING...

treehouse_ed Jul 16, 2010 14:48

AND I NEED TO DO SOMETHING SO I DON'T GET MOTION SICKNESS. ;___;

I HATE FLYING SO MUCH. TAKE-OFF IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD. ALSO, I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING MY OWN PLACE WHEN I GET BACK. SOMETHING SMALL AND COZY WOULD BE NICE.

...SHIT WE'RE ABOUT TO LAND. ;_________;

my body decides on mutiny, ed is a mountain man, milk was a bad choice, ed + heights = don't mix, why god, fuck my life, the wheel in the sky makes me ill, my stomach is a cadge that keeps me from, what is this i don't even, glass case of emotion, i was born a ramblin man

DEAR CASEY...

treehouse_ed Jul 12, 2010 10:14

NO ONE CALLS MY SISTER A MUTANT. NO ONE. FUCK YOU. WE ARE DONE.

>:(

ed wants to punch things, this can only end well, rage rage against the dying of the light, i love my sister, you won't like me when i'm angry, maggie is the best zeddmore, oh good for you, does ed have to choke a bitch?, what is this i don't even, we are done professionally

;___________;

treehouse_ed Jul 10, 2010 19:39

HARRY, YOU STUPID, STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

*TRYING TO STAY PUT TOGETHER FOR EVERYONE ELSE*

GODDAMN IT.

i miss harry, i hate everything, ed fears the drama llama, brilliant ideas, why god, harry come back, fuck my life, everything hurts, ow, can't brain today i have the dumb, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even, harry is the anna lucia of the facers, harry is a dick

I HATE MY LIFE.

treehouse_ed Jul 07, 2010 01:04

FIRST MY MOTHER DISOWNS ME, THEN MY BEST FRIEND LETS HIMSELF GET POSSESSED BY A PERVY DEMON WHO THEN PINNED ME TO A CHAIR AND...

I FEEL...DIRTY. SO UNCLEAN. I CAN'T BELIEVE I ALMOST LET THAT SON OF A BITCH...*CHOKES ON A SOB*

I'M GOING TO GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE NOW.

THANKS AGAIN, LUCIFER, FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THERE.

this can only end well, i hate everything, my own personal demon stalker, everything hurts, ed sucks as a human being, stalking: not just for vampires, lucky me, milk was a bad choice, thinking too much, why god, fuck my life, ow, maggie is the best zeddmore, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even, ed is the anna lucia of the facers